Ok, so maybe you want a nice big HDTV to watch all your porn on blu-ray. Personally, I’d much rather be doing than watching.

Now, I don’t give product endorsements lightly. Some products just don’t deliver when put to the ultimate stress test of use. Oh sure, a concept may look amazing, but when it doesn’t deliver the “hands free” excitement that it promised, I feel cheated for laying out big bucks. (Yeah, I’m looking at you We-vibe.)

So the following recommendations have been tested, and approved, by yours truly. I will be bringing in more recommendations than just this one, but I wanted to start off with the best, most affordable, most bang for your buck of this year.

#1  A Lockable Toybag from For Your Nymphomation

Q: What do you get the person who has everything?
A: Something to put it in.

Seriously, I am amazed by these bags. To those who are geeky, when I say they are like the TARDIS, you might begin to understand what I mean. For those who are not geeky, think phenomenal colossal storage power! Itty-bitty carrying case.

My personal favorite in the collection is the XL Adult Toybox. It is a stealthy case, that to the untrained eye might be a laptop or brief case. Yet open it up,  lo and behold, you have the TARDIS of kinky sex toys. (Yes I invoked Dr. Who again, it’s an apt reference.)

The design is such that you have space for the little things you will need in any occasion on the lid. In mine I was able to carry:

• 30 pairs of nitril gloves
• 24 condoms – lubed and un
• Anti bacterial wipes and alcohol swabs of various types
• A pocket rocket type vibe and spare AA batteries

And that’s just on the LID Alone. Getting onto the inside of the case I got.

• For different dildos including the Fun Factory Tiger, The Tantus Feeldoe (in original purple, which I can not find anymore).
• A metal Fun Wand from nJoy
• And some other miscellaneous items such as the Spare Parts Harness, the new Acuvibe mini, a knife, and a 15′ length of beautiful Twisted Monk rope.

No lie. I can even take pictures to prove it.
If I could get another one of these cases, I would in a heartbeat. I’d keep one for orgiastic explorations and the other to tie people up in order to get to the orgiastic explorations.

And did I mention that ALL of FYN’s bags are lockable? Meaning you can keep them locked up  in the closet or under the bed to keep the snooping of curious children and inlaws out.

Tune in next time when I “liberate” you from further sexual shopping drudgery.